Mark Jablonski to seek Democratic Nomination for President

ROFL. I'm sure this has nothing whatsoever to do with this - staff

I would like to take this opportunity to officially announce my decision to seek the Democratic nomination for President of the United States of America. I'm doing this because I believe that America deserves better than what we've been handed these past six years, and I believe that I can deliver something better. To my professors and my boss-who may feel neglected as I pursue the nomination-take heart; it is for your benefit that I make this journey. Thank-you all for your support. See you on the campaign trail! www.markjablonskiforpresident.no.seriously.us